I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She bit a glass in half.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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