Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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