Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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