I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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