I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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