just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
