I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
