p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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