He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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