My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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