Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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