I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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