Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
please come you make the beer taste better
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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