The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize