I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Randomize
