in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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