so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
where does the pee come out of this thing
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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