Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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