Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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