"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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