i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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