She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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