like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Rumble strips road head = magical
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize