I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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