My underwear smells like fireworks.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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