marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
D3 body, D1 cock
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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