Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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