Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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