At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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