for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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