thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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