the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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