i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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