Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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