Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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