His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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