Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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