Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
