Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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