talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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