Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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