please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wish i was in the wii world.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize