i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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