She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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