wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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