you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
try to milk me bitch
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