I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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