Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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