Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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