I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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