We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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