ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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