just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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