Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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