I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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