Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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