you guys were way drunker than both of me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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