I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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