her vagine was all disorganized.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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