That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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